Thursday, 16 October 2008

And Scrotum speaks...

How do you explain the plight of the grass who suffers the aftermath of the clash between two elephants? Fate! Who decides fate? Isn’t there a provision for an appeal against the biased tendencies and unfair judgement of fate? If we make our fate, then why then do we have sudden twist of events, especially unannounced tragedies? What would make a man choose the gallows in the wake of his prime? How do we explain the brief exit of infants who, knowing no wrong, are snuffed away like a candle caught in the wind….?
Could it be that our fathers have eaten sour grapes and we, the children are fated to pay for it? Cruel fate!

Could it be that the cry of a baby at birth is nothing but a mournful dirge, sparked off by the gifted realization of the cruel interplay of life and death in fate? They mourn while the world merry away! Could this be a sign? A sign that we are nothing but some clowns scripted into this complex and cruel conspiracy called life, staged and managed by a divine muse, to amuse some idle gods!

I am a victim of fate’s calumny! I am burdened by fate or rather, I chose to be burdened! What man would choose to be burdened thus? Such is the calumny of fate.

I am scrotum, the sacred sac of life that is being sapped of life! I am the gate keeper, possessor of life’s trigger. The trigger that hangs loosely like a pendulum, waiting for that sacred moment, when my yoke is ‘unburdened’ with such convulsive jerks and watery humans are released into the race for destiny, there where only the fated survives, at the expense of a million others.
My children are innocently driven into a race which is more of death than of birth… and it is my fate that millions should die for one! What a fate!

What is my grouse?

I have been dealt with so unfairly! For centuries, I have been treated like an outcast! This is nothing but a conspiracy! For how else would you explain my exemption from the sex experience? Isn’t it obvious that this is a ploy to relegate me to the background? Pave the way for logic and let reasoning roam unrestrictedly. For what man would choose to labour like a beast of burden and be denied the satisfaction and beauty that comes with experiencing the joy of ones labour? I am tired of playing the fool! I want a piece of the action! I can’t labour for someone else to enjoy the fruit of my labour! I want to plunge into that sea of unending ecstasy with the Penis! No more playing the gate keeper! All I ask is to be included in the sex experience! I want to make my own fate!

27 comments:

LG said...

buahahahahahahahahaha
dis one done pass Lg o'
charisssss ova to u :-)

Beyond said...

did i sense complain.... got me wondering.... how possible it's gon be for that wish to be fulfilled.... guess time will tell aw success mr scrotum will be with his chase...

@ you have been given the "I LOVE YOUR BLOG" award...

Miss Definitely Maybe said...

lol you and anatomical(made up word) parts ha ha ha you are obessessed!!!!
why oh why has the profile picture been changed????????
Im campaigning to bring back the one with the eye candy lol

Jaycee said...

Never before have I heard that the scrotum begged to be included...until you Dammy.

I don't think the fathers ate the sour grapes. It was meant to be a gate-keeper from the beginning of time. A sorry plight! :)

Jaycee said...

I thought this was Dammy's blog? Oh well...Kingsley...

OluwaDee said...

Lol!
Dammy I cannot laugh.

But wait o, the scrotum is included in the sexual experience now.

Femi B said...

you can always include any part of the body in any sexual experience..even the scrotum is even close to proximity...anything is achievable....open ur mind...lol

AlooFar said...

Mr Dammy,

Na wa for this post O!
I'm too pope-y to make a comment here.

Your profile says you're a "corper". How long is your service? ;)

Lady Koko said...

wow...WOW WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS GUY I WILL MARRY YOU OOO..IF U ARE NOT CAREFUL..LOL......
okay.....time to gather round my girlfriends.....and narate the STORY for tonight!
DUDE!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST HOPE U REALIZE JUST HOW TALNTED YOU ARE!
P.S:XOXO

BARBIE said...

Dammy,Dammy,Dammy...M speechless...

Standtall said...

I see

Tears said...

was here...be back read soon :P

Tairebabs said...

ROFLMAO!!!! Dammy your imagination is priceless and as always your writing is deep.

Lilian Michael said...

Lol Dammy, you really got me thinking with this post. I have to come back to you with my own understanding and interpretation(LOL). I am loving the comments here.

Tears said...

hmmmm i wonder what made think so...anyways beautiful piece

<<...I want to plunge into that sea of unending ecstasy...>> was just pricless!!!!

Tears said...

hmmmm i wonder what made think so...anyways beautiful piece

<<...I want to plunge into that sea of unending ecstasy...>> was just pricless!!!!

Tears said...

hmmmm i wonder what made think so...anyways beautiful piece

<<...I want to plunge into that sea of unending ecstasy...>> was just pricless!!!!

Buttercup said...

Aww..poor Scrotum..

Dammy, talent such as urs is almost overwhelmin! Jeez..

How r u??

Kin'shar said...
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Akshay said...

Very creative!!

Parakeet said...

And wat is this sex experience that the penis engages in and leaves out the scrotum? Beautifully written as usual.

Macadamia The Nut said...

LOL!!!
Mr. Imagination
:D

Lady Koko said...

I'VE BEEN GOOD..lurking behind corners..lolol...NO MORE THO!!!!!!!!! I AM OFFICIALLY AN *un-annonymous blogger* CHEERS TO ME!!!!!!!!
P.S:XOXO

MissLove said...

I'm Sorry but i'm i meant to laugh because I want to ...k here goes'hahahahhahahhahah' lol!!!!!! 1ST TIME HERE THIS IS SO CAPTIVATING lolllllllll! k baby wats ur number beg no more hehe...

Buttercup said...

Just passin by to say, ''HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!''

deola said...

Nice blog Keke.

I will love to host you on my blog

ibiluv said...

awwwwwwww shucks
scrotum pele
no vex...........

ur tyme shall come!!!!!!!!!!1