Thursday, 6 November 2014

A Short (Unsolicited) Radio Teaser

THIS POST IS RATED 18. NO, 25. YOU KNOW WHAT? READ AND DON'T TELL. I WON'T TELL ANYONE TOO. LOL!
Ok. I've been ignoring the nudge (not gentle at all) to write a radio commercial script for....(won't say yet) but you'll find out when you're done reading. Sincerely, my head won't let me rest all day. Loads of crazy teaser ideas keep dancing 'skelewu' up there. My hands finally gave this breath and it's all bliss in my hallowed heart. *Tongue out* #ForTheFunOfIt#Copywriting

TEASER
Bedroom ambience: Lovers, locked in passionate romance

SFX: Intense moaning... building up strongly to a climax

Dude: (Moaning loudly)
Oouuuhhhh...Ouuuhhhhh
Babe: (Screaming) Noooooooooo!

SFX: A car tyre screeching.... a fatal crash. Silence.

ANNCR:
April 2015. It will come faster than you think but...that would be, just the beginning!

REVEAL
Bedroom ambience: Lovers, locked in passionate romance

SFX: Intense moaning... building up strongly to a climax
Dude: (Moaning loudly) Oouuuhhhh...Ouuuhhhhh
Babe: (Screaming) Noooooooooo!

SFX: A car tyre screeching.... a fatal crash. Silence.
Babe: (Disappointed) But why? Why do y’all ‘cum’ so fast?
Dude: (Smiling) Not so fast sugar, the real action begins now.

SFX: Car engine revs to life


ANNCR: Fast & Furious 7. April 2015, in Theatres and IMAX. Visit www.furious7.com



Friday, 2 May 2014

May Day Nigeria

Here we are again,
lost in the thin air.
Pieces of us – scattered across the FCT.
Another bomb blast.

They saw my head in Sokoto,
street kids balling around with it.

 In Aso Rock, seats my headless body,
King among clowns.

It's not workers day,
it's Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! Nigeria.

Yet, we can't tell the difference.